There are nothing like sms –es to remind you that you have friends out there who care enough to send u a new year greeting…not to mention generating income for maxis, digi and celcom…..below are some extracts ( I would love to post all but piggy’s Nokia 8250 can only fit 20 messages…therefore….)
1. The receive – angpow greeting
Gong Xi Fatt Chai… wishing you ‘pou pou koh sing’, ‘sam siong see seng’, ‘loong ma ching san’, ‘lin tau hou tou lin mei’, Happy koko kai year :P --> ex co-worker
2. The "Ham Sap’ greeting
sensored....ham sap stuff hor....blocked by firewall oledi… --> Miang Tapir
** I didn’t know tapir is like that, there is nothing between us………honestly…..**
3. The poetic greeting
God of prosperity says :- Give u a water, so that u can spend money like water, give u a happy greeting so that your life will be filled with happiness, give u a star so that everyday will be bright and cheery, give you health so that you will be healthy, An early greeting for you, wishing you happy Chinese new year --> Panda
** say some more can give email lio**
4. From Boss to Staff greetingGong Xi Gong Xi, Happy Chinese New Year, may 05 bring u good health, Good wealth, Great Opportunity n productivity, exciting n Rewarding year. Yeah!! --> Piggy Leng** motivation to work some more, never in a zillion years I imagine my leng to give me such greeting…what am I…. a workaholic? **
5. The kiam siap greeting
Lately no money…..can’t even afford a 30sen stamp.. BUT…..can still afford to send a 5 sen CNY sms. Let me be the 1st to greet you, Happy Chinese New Year --> friend in Sandakan
** hm….nowaday young pprl…..sigh~~~ **
6. The Perli greetingJust right before u have ya reunion dinner, am sending u a reminder, ‘eat in moderation!’, I just wanna make sure I can still recognize you u after CNY. ENJOY…..!! --> bay bee dino
** let all the food go waste? No way…..super chu chai also shake head HOR……. **
7. The Stab-My-heart greeting
Gong Xi Gong Xi ( a pair of cute boy and gal in Chinese costume)…….but PLS don’t look like DIS ( A big fat pig) after new year --> from about 20 pprl
** walau eh…got so teruk meh…..to those sms-ers out there…I am boycotting u guys and if u are family I will take you off my will **
8. The "English educated" greetingWhatever is lovely, whatever is precious, whatever brings JOY & HAPPINESS.. That is what I wish you and your family this Rooster Year Gong Xi Gong Xi --> class monitor
** sounds very English-fied, can almost imagine my class monitor standing in front of the class reciting the greeting **
9. The no-imagination greetingI sincerely wish you a happy and prosperous Chinese New Year towards great health and wealth for the year of the rooster. Happy Chinese New Year. --> engineer friend
** lame….very lame…… **
10. Assorted Chinese Greetings
Yeah well don’t have Chinese star to write those complicated Chinese proverbs, but basically hope that u will be happy, happy and MORE happy in the year of the chicken…..
** guys be more creative next year….. HA HA HA
1. The receive – angpow greeting
Gong Xi Fatt Chai… wishing you ‘pou pou koh sing’, ‘sam siong see seng’, ‘loong ma ching san’, ‘lin tau hou tou lin mei’, Happy koko kai year :P --> ex co-worker
2. The "Ham Sap’ greeting
sensored....ham sap stuff hor....blocked by firewall oledi… --> Miang Tapir
** I didn’t know tapir is like that, there is nothing between us………honestly…..**
3. The poetic greeting
God of prosperity says :- Give u a water, so that u can spend money like water, give u a happy greeting so that your life will be filled with happiness, give u a star so that everyday will be bright and cheery, give you health so that you will be healthy, An early greeting for you, wishing you happy Chinese new year --> Panda
** say some more can give email lio**
4. From Boss to Staff greetingGong Xi Gong Xi, Happy Chinese New Year, may 05 bring u good health, Good wealth, Great Opportunity n productivity, exciting n Rewarding year. Yeah!! --> Piggy Leng** motivation to work some more, never in a zillion years I imagine my leng to give me such greeting…what am I…. a workaholic? **
5. The kiam siap greeting
Lately no money…..can’t even afford a 30sen stamp.. BUT…..can still afford to send a 5 sen CNY sms. Let me be the 1st to greet you, Happy Chinese New Year --> friend in Sandakan
** hm….nowaday young pprl…..sigh~~~ **
6. The Perli greetingJust right before u have ya reunion dinner, am sending u a reminder, ‘eat in moderation!’, I just wanna make sure I can still recognize you u after CNY. ENJOY…..!! --> bay bee dino
** let all the food go waste? No way…..super chu chai also shake head HOR……. **
7. The Stab-My-heart greeting
Gong Xi Gong Xi ( a pair of cute boy and gal in Chinese costume)…….but PLS don’t look like DIS ( A big fat pig) after new year --> from about 20 pprl
** walau eh…got so teruk meh…..to those sms-ers out there…I am boycotting u guys and if u are family I will take you off my will **
8. The "English educated" greetingWhatever is lovely, whatever is precious, whatever brings JOY & HAPPINESS.. That is what I wish you and your family this Rooster Year Gong Xi Gong Xi --> class monitor
** sounds very English-fied, can almost imagine my class monitor standing in front of the class reciting the greeting **
9. The no-imagination greetingI sincerely wish you a happy and prosperous Chinese New Year towards great health and wealth for the year of the rooster. Happy Chinese New Year. --> engineer friend
** lame….very lame…… **
10. Assorted Chinese Greetings
Yeah well don’t have Chinese star to write those complicated Chinese proverbs, but basically hope that u will be happy, happy and MORE happy in the year of the chicken…..
** guys be more creative next year….. HA HA HA
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